Cats aren’t like dogs. They’re not likely to attack someone, even if they don’t like them. The Hissy Fit? Well, don’t push her. She respects you because you provide food, although if you raised her as an outdoors cat, she’s probably the reason that your bird feeder never gets empty of seed. She also tolerates the occasional scratch and pet—mostly at mealtimes or from one or two select people only—but that’s where it ends. She tolerates humanity because they’re part of your race, but if somebody she doesn’t know gets too close (and “too close” can be six inches or six feet on any given day), then somebody she doesn’t know leaves with a couple of red lines decorating their exposed skin.

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