Many cats get stuck with the stereotype of being lazy, uncaring, uninvolved moochers of their owners’ money, milk, and meat. Don’t worry. The Claw Mark is only a few of those stereotypes at a time. Your cat is not lazy; he just enjoys reclining. He gets up and walks around, and he definitely doesn’t mind some occasional petting, but neither of those is very high on his to-do list. His top priority is to take up space. Priority number two? To defend his space.

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