You’re never sure exactly what state of mind she’s in. Some days, your cat seems savagely alive and aware of the entire world; others, she could hardly care. Often, she seems to be in both states at once. Whatever her current attitude, remember that Schrodinger’s Cat is yours, and she will always love you. She just may not always show it how you want.

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