Keep his claws trimmed, or else the Scratching Post will live up to his name—not because somebody else will be scratching him, but because everything in the house will suddenly appear scratchable. In reality, that’s just a metaphorical sort of approach to the type of personality he has. He gets into everything, but not out of curiosity. He just has an urge to root through everything in the house.

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