Born to cause trouble, Rumpleteazer is the cat that clawed open the arm of your sofa. Sometimes, you wonder if she meant to claw open the arm on the sofa—you know, the one attached to your shoulder—and sometimes, that might be the case. She needs attention, and she knows how to get it. She won’t abuse her powers of abuse for trivial things like food and water (she might not be a brilliant cat in either hunting or much else, but she is bright enough to know that the bowl gets refilled), but almost as much as she likes a fight with a passing tomcat, she likes to be petted and cuddled. In small doses.

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