Garfield is independent, brilliant, and remarkably lazy at times. Even if he’s not always the first to open up to strangers, and might bristle a little around other pets (or even you, if it’s one of those moods), he’s really got a soft spot down there. Speaking of soft spots—be careful with food portions, or else his whole belly will become one great big overweight soft spot. Your cat isn’t the type that particularly enjoys the outdoors, though he certainly won’t mind it. He’s pretty easy to train, and the best way to accomplish that is with rewards of food. In short, then, if you want an indoor cat, keep the food in the house. If you want an outdoor cat, keep it on the porch.

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