Good thing your cat has nine lives (and the brains to never have to use more than two or three of them). He gets into everything. Usually, he won’t make a mess of it, but he’ll definitely know all about it. If you could read your cat’s mind, you would know that he knew about the notes to Susie from your twelfth-grade math class that you still have in the attic. And you thought nobody knew about that.

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