As a child, your cat closed its eyes. When it woke up, it came to a startling realization: life was great behind shut eyelids. Thus, the Catnap was born! College students and Certified Public Accountants will be forever grateful to the feline who first discovered the catnap, as will your cat. Its sole desire in life, actually, is to exemplify that gratefulness through frequent application of the catnap. If there were some way to measure your cat’s happiness as it lounged around, slept, napped, reclined, took a rest, lolled about, or engaged in blissful relaxation, it would be immeasurable. Your cat doesn’t even need company to enjoy a nap. In fact, she would probably prefer the floor to your lap—the Catnap sleeps to sleep, not to perform.

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