Why is it, that against all common sense, you still love your cat? Well, you’ll have to tell us that. This is a personality test for the cat, not you—and My Funny Feline has got quite the funny personality. Most of the time, she seems like she would hardly care about your existence, except as the restocker of cat food, except for the occasional burst in either one direction or another. She may suddenly want nothing more than to leap into your lap for a quick bit of purring and petting—or she may, with equal rapidity, decide to take a few swipes at your outstretched hand. No, we don’t tell you why. We just tell you what.

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