If you were ever to talk with an antelope, you might be curious which of the big cats it feared the most (this is a standard conversation starter for antelopes, as much of their life is spent running from said big cats). The cocky, smart-aleck antelopes will all claim the lion, or the cheetah, or the tiger, or something equally fearsome. Only the honest, introspective antelopes will give you an honest, introspective answer: they fear the panther. They fear the big, dark cat hidden in the tree.

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