If you watch the Discovery Channel, you know exactly what the Lioness is not. She is not the female lion in the pride, the one who does all the grunt work and gets none of the glory—she is the female manifestation of the lion, the boss of the pride. She sits in her place and, though easily capable of taking down a full-grown water buffalo (and we’re only kidding a little when we say that about your cat), she will consent to eating from the bowl of food you put out. As long as it tastes like meat, or at least gets supplemented with the real thing now and again, she won’t complain.

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