Your cat is tame. We promise. That’s why he lets you pet him while he eats, and why he usually eats the food you set out for him. That said, most small animals and visitors would probably wonder whether your cat still carried a pretty hefty wild streak. So he likes to go hunting (a lot), usually catches something, and can even fight most cats and some dogs off his catch. So he’s the Alley King. Big deal! he would say, as he rolled another cigarette and cracked his neck, the gleaming gold chains blinging as they hung on his chest. Big feline deal.

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